"Anybody sees any Hand Sanitizer, let me know!" This user is a janitor. They are officially recognized by their deeds of keeping the Wiki clean from spam and grammatical errors and are in charge of the Wiki's cleanliness.

Hey Nighmirage. Where have you been?

Busy. I'm currently a second semester junior in college with a writing intensive major. I will, also, not lie. I am less than thrilled with some changes that have been made on the wiki, and I feel less welcome than I used to. However, I will still be making visits to guard against vandalism and make necessary edits!

Christine
Xbox LIVE Gamertag	FidgetyWriter
Favorite Survivors	Zoey, Louis, Ellis, Rochelle
Favorite Campaigns	Death Toll, The Parish
Favorite Weapons	Hunting Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Axe
Favorite Infected	Hunter, Spitter

Useless Facts About Nightmirage:

• Zoey is her superhero. Nightmirage gets grumpy when she can't play as Zoey.

• She is in college, working toward a degree in classical studies (Greek and Roman life).

• She did not grow up playing video games (blame her parents) but had to save up to buy an Xbox 360 when she saw her boyfriend play L4D.

• She's not religious. Not at all.

• She's a writer.

• She ships Zoey/Louis hardcore and isn't afraid to admit it. She also feels quite alone in liking this pairing. The Internet offers nothing for this.

• Anything that comes out of Ellis's mouth makes her LOL.

• She was never a big fan of Bill but still misses him.

• This is her first ever fan fiction. Lo and behold, it's L4D!: http://left4dead.wikia.com/User:Nightmirage/story
• You can also see her Left 4 Dead fics at her fanfiction.net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~thenightmirage

Favorite Pages

The coolest Survivor ever

The nicest Survivor

The most LOL-inducing Survivor

THAT'S THE SCREAMING OAK!

Don't piss her off!

DING-DONG!

Will someone please hide the pens?

Great Moments

Zoey: Louis, oh God, I can't believe it!

Me: (stunned silence)
Roommate: "What just happened?"
Me: "WHY IS HE DEAD?! WE WERE NOT ON A ROOFTOP, HE WAS AT FULL HEALTH, AND THERE WERE NO INFECTED AROUND!"
Roommate: "Spontaneous combustion is a bitch."

When my boyfriend was making Francis repeatedly crouch on the Tank we had just taken down: Me: (joking) Are you tea-bagging that Tank?

Boyfriend: (completely serious) Yes

Boyfriend: (picking up a guitar as Nick) ROCK GODDD!

[Tank music begins and rumbling starts]

Me: OH CRAP! *waits for it to arrive*

[10 seconds later]

Me: ....Anytime now...

Roommate: *randomly turns on the Jonas Brothers much to my dismay*

[Tank finally arrives]

Me: OH GOD, IT'S THE DISNEY CORPORATION IN THE FLESH!!!

The Tank (according to my friend): "YOU PUNY GIRLYMEN! YOUR BULLETS ARE LIKE BROWN M&M'S TO ME!"

Pretty Awesome People

Jo The Marten
Five Dog
Supermutantslayer450
Imperialscouts
LoneWolfHBS5
DeathBlade182
Sera404

Chris Thorpe

Current Wiki Projects

• Proper capitalization on all pages
• Guard valiantly against vandals
• Work on the Survivors, Infected, and military pages
• Correct grammar and spelling. That's kind of the definition of my staff position. =D

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